
The team made it to the final. They’d lost to the other team in the first round.

Then their goalie got a nosebleed partway through and had to be subbed off until it had completely stopped. Yeah, that’s my kid. The coach says that his team loves to give him a heart attack. It seems to motivate them.

“Mom, I heard the trophies are HUGE!”

Well, you get take one home. Somehow you kept the ball out of the net during those last panicked moments. You won!

